it's happened to you too

This morning in a daze I went to the bathroom and failed to realize there was no toilet paper on the roll.

Me: "Dan?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Me: "There's no toilet paper."
Dan: "Isn't there any under the sink?"
Me: "I'm already on the toilet. I'm stuck."
Dan: "Ok, give me a minute."

Like I had a choice.